My Take On Movie Remakes and Sequels
(NOTE: Based on time elapsed since the posting of this entry, the BS-o-meter calculates this is 14.472% likely to be something that Ferrett now regrets.)
You are not allowed to complain about Hollywood’s constantly making sequels and/or remakes unless, within the last twelve months, you have paid to see more original movies than sequels and/or remakes.
Until that case is true, you’re the fucking problem.
The last movie I went to see in the theater was Much Ado About Nothing. However, I haven’t been complaining about sequels and remakes. I might complain about BAD sequels and remakes, though.