The Greatest Idea I Have Ever, Or Will Ever, Have
So Conan O’Brien had this to say:
The new Grand Theft Auto has already made more money than every book sold in the last year. Which explains why today, J.K. Rowling announced a new book, Harry Potter and the Drug Dealer Hanging On to a Car Hood.
Then I thought: why not a magical Grand Theft Auto?
And with that came a flood of ideas as I, playing a hopped-up Voldemort, wandered through London evading cops and Dementors alike, wielding Imperius and Cruciatus curses upon innocent civilians, sending fireballs into the tourists at Westminster Abbey, sending up the Dark Mark to call my minions to me. In the end, I eventually discover where Hogwarts is, and lead an assault on it riding a troll.
This would be the most kick-ass game ever, even if you’d have to change all the names slightly so no one would sue, and goddammit I demand this magical GTA now, now, now.