Would You Like A Weasel To Visit Your Town? Tell Me Now, And I Might.

So now that the release date for my upcoming novel FLEX seems reasonably set in stone (hint: please have your credit cards primed for bureaucratic magic come 3/3/2015), I’m now starting the planning for my book tour.
…or “book vacation,” as it’s more like.  I’m not earning any cash on this – but I’m using my book release as a good excuse to wander about the country, visiting cities I’ve meant to get to, and hopefully making friends at awesome local bookstores.  I’ve almost certainly got a place to sign in New York, and one in San Francisco.
But if you have a bookstore in your local town that you think might be amenable to having me come in and read a chapter on magical drug-dealing, then sign as many copies as they’ll let me, please let me know the name of that bookstore.  (Also, if you know the name of someone specific I can talk to at said bookstore, that’s super-helpful in accelerating the process.  Also to the also, if you’ve got a place to crash for me and possibly Gini, that would be awesome.)
Even if you don’t have a bookstore in mind, emailing me “I’d come to a signing in {$TOWN_X}” helps a little if I can find a good bookstore there.  So if you’ve got a longing to see me sometime between March and April, please email me at theferrett@theferrett.com with your town name (and, hopefully, a nice little shop), and I’ll start planning ALL THE THINGS.