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During the entire wedding, there were only two shots we could find of my
cousin Kelly. This is shot #1. Note the finesse it took to shot precisely
between Kelly and her date. |
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...this is the other. God bless ya, Kelly! To the internet,
you'll either be a half a face, or you'll be the next Rosie O'Donnell, shoving food into
your gullet like there's no tomorrow! Aren't you glad you're here, cuz? |
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Of course, there's always my cousin Jody, whose style and grace makes
this entire site a wonder. |
Next up on Jerry Springer: I Married A Zombie Groom.
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When I imbibed a bit too much at the wedding, fortunately my bride and
mother were there to watch me vomit. Note how cleverly Gini readies herself to move
out of the coming tidal wave. |
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...but by the time I got maudlin and started singing "O Solo
Mio" to my wedding party as a gesture of good will, at least my grandfather had the
sense to ignore me. |
